Archive for the ‘Comedic’ Category

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What the hell…

August 17, 2008

Comon’ America, we don’t need you to vote someone into office that will lower taxes, they need to get rid of them completely. Did you know that it is not against the law to not file your income taxes?

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Want to go to the moon?

May 4, 2008

Well you cant, but your name can!

http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/LRO/main/index.html

http://lro.jhuapl.edu/NameToMoon/index.php

First link has info, second link is the registration forum.

Oh, by the way. Family guy tonight made me laugh like it never has before.

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I need a vacation…

April 6, 2008

AT TORTILLA PINES!!!!

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A simple Solution for Global Starvation

March 12, 2008

Global starvation is almost as bad as global warming.

But like global warming, there is a VERY simple solution. What causes the mind to tell the body it’s hungry? Thats right, the stomach.

If you get rid of the uncomfortable part of being hungry, you will never hunger ever again. If you want to help solve this problem, here is what you need to do!

  • Plane ticket to Africa/etc.
  • scapulae
  • Tough stomach
  • Mild knowledge of the human body
  • ????
  • Profit!

So it’s as simple as that, get rid of the middle man (the stomach) and the world hunger problem is solved!

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Power Thirst!

October 29, 2007

Ok, so a few months back I ran across a video on college humor called Power Thirst. The other day a friend of mine told me that Power Thirst 2 is out, so enjoy them.

Original:

Second installment:

Then some kid wanted to be as ‘original’ as these guys…and he failed, epicly. This is his response to the power thirst video:

Cocane-a-cola:

Then this guy makes a response to cocane-a-cola, I literally could not stop laughing.

Re: Re: Powerthirst

Enjoy!

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A Simple Solution to Global Warming.

October 22, 2007

Now, this idea is so simple, I cannot fathom why no one thought of this before! I do not in any way see my self as a professional in the ‘field’ of global warming, but I make my decisions based on my life experiences. Now, I wanted to make this a long and elaborate blog about how global warming is effecting the world, and the problems that it will cause for our children, but instead I will go right to the point.

On May 17th, 2008. Home owners, Renters, Business Owners, Homeless, Children, Men, and Woman alike I ask you to help solve this epic problem that puts everyone at rick of dying early. On this momentus day in history I would like everyone to stop what they are doing and go to Ace Hardware, Home Depot, Lowes, or any hardware store and buy a 40ft. extension cord and a dolly. Un plug your refrigrators and freezers and haul them out side and use that extension cord to power them back on. Then open the doors and lids to every refrigerator and freezer on the planet and let the people of the world unite to cool the world off with their refrigerators and freezers. There is no way this will not work, we have the man power and the will to solve this problem. But will you take the time to do this easy task and save the world for our children? I know I will.

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Unions.

October 15, 2007

This is all my opinion of unions, this in no way reflects my opinion of people that work in the field as individuals.

That being said, I had a talk with my boss, Jeff, on the way home the other night. He was telling me stories about union gigs that he has done in the past. Some pretty interesting stories. I recently was involved in a conversation with a union worker, he was telling me that unions are better, I disagreed with him. His arguments were something of the following:

  • You wont loose your job to illegals
  • The union will keep you safe
  • You get health insurance

These are all valid, but in audio the unions mandate breaks every ‘x’ period of time, and they are mandatory. That will screw you up when you are trying to load in your gear. You have someone to do everything, there are the truck loaders, the pushers, the utility crew, etc. Now that you know the different ‘classes’ here is what happens. The truck unloaders arrive at, oh lets sa, 8AM to load in, but the truck is late for some reason. The truck shows up at noon. Now the unloaders are on break, when they get back from break the pushers go on break so all the cases are sitting out side while you wait for the pushers to get back from break. The pushers get back from break and load in all your gear, but the utility guys are on break now because of all the delays. So after the truck showing up a few hours late, a job that should be done in 2 hours has now taken 6+ hours.

This is why freelance work is the best.

  • You wont loose your job to illegals if you work hard
  • You get the jobs done faster
  • Union leaders seem to think that the workers are better off when they work less and get paid more, but in reality the customer wants to avoid over time and double time. My personal opinion is get your work done as fast as possible and avoid going into over/double time.

The way I have been influenced by Goodman is “work fast, hard, and accurate.” This directly translates to the client “these guys do the work fast and correct, and they are avoiding over/double time.” If you work hard and fast, you don’t get paid as much, which is granted, but you will get more gigs from the people because you are doing such a great job.

In freelance work you are only as good as your last gig, that being said, you work hard and fast and correct and you will get more gigs because your work ethic is good.

They simply don’t make sense in this day and age. They worked a long time ago when there were not rights for people working for large companies, where they would work for almost nothing. The unions were needed to let the companies know that the people need to be paid correctly for their jobs. In this age now, if you are not paying your employees well, they simply wont work and go find a job that will pay them the correct wage.

In conclusion, I will avoid working for a union as best as possible.